Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I
| Bath jokes
Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, doctor. Doctor: You do? Patient: Yes, every morning I take a nice cold bath and fill it with nice hot water!
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What do you call a vampire that can lift up
| Vampire jokes
What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ? Jack-u-la !
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There was a farmer who raised
| Farmer jokes
There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat watermelons. After some careful thought he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure. So he made up the sign and posted it
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Customer: "Wait, that
| Computer jokes
Customer: "Wait, that password looks really gray. I'm going to type it in again."
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A firefighter died and went to hell where
| Firefighter jokes
A firefighter died and went to hell where he finds a wall of clocks. After seeing all these clocks on a wall, with his friends names under them, he asked the devil, what the clocks mean? "That's easy, each time one of your friends mess up on earth, their clock speeds up one hour." says the de
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An insurance salesman was getting nowhere in his efforts to sell a policy to a farmer. “Look at it this way sir.” he said finally. “How would your wife carry on if you should die ?” “Well…” drawled the weather-beaten man, “I don’t reckon that’d be any concern of mine — long as she behaves herself while I’m alive.”