Q: What's the inscription on
| Music jokes
Q: What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."
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The kindergarten
| Dirty jokes
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing t
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The patient: Tell me, is it true that
| Doctor and nurse jokes
The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol decreases blood pressure? Doctor: Yes, that is true. P: And, is it true that coffee increases blood pressure? D: Yes, that is also true. P: So, in average, I live normally.
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What are Brazilian fans called?
| Sport jokes
What are Brazilian fans called? Brazil nuts!
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Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
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A policeman came upon a super-salesman about to jump from a bridge and yelled, “Wait, Fellow! Please don’t do that !!!” The salesman said, “Why not ?” and proceeded to expound on his views on the shaky economy, declining family life and Clinton politics. Shortly thereafter, they both jumped.