The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant

Teacher: How much is half of 8

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Teacher: How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ? Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

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What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

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What do you call a cow that plays the guitar? A Moosician!

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What did the parrot say

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What did the parrot say when he saw a duck? Polly want a quacker!

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Who looks after the EuroDisney

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Who looks after the EuroDisney website? Mick e-mouse.

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Doctor, Doctor will this ointment

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Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots? I never make rash promises!

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The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in boots, torn jeans and a leather jacket approached him. “Hey, man,” he said, “where’s the toilet?” “Go down the hall and turn left, “replied the headwaiter. “When you see the sign marked ‘Gentlemen; pay no attention to it and go right on in.”