Eulus stood in front of the take-out

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How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it.

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What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

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What kind of furniture do pigs like best? Overstuffed.

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Who does a ghoul fall in

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Who does a ghoul fall in love with? His ghoul friend.

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A customer

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A customer needed help setting up a new program, so the technician suggested he go to the local Egghead. "Yeah, I got me a couple of friends," the man said. When told Egghead was a software store, the man said, "Oh, I thought you meant for me to find a couple of geeks."

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What happened when the man asked the salesman

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What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt? "O.K., you asked for it," the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

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Eulus stood in front of the take-out window of a Rawl-ins fast food restaurant. “I want two hamburgers,” he said. “One with onions, and one without.” The counter man: “Okay. Which one’s without the onions?”