A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner

A new man

| Police jokes

A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly. The old-timer says, "Look at me. I'm old and worn out. You'd never believe that I used to live the life of Riley. I wintered on the Riviera,

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These four guys were walking down the street, a

| Ethnic jokes

These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker. A reporter comes running up and says, "Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?" The Saudi says, "What's a shortage?" The Russian says, "What's meat?" The North Korean says,

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Fred: Did you hear about the Irish

| Idiot and fool jokes

Fred: Did you hear about the Irish window cleaner who put a sign at the top of his ladder? Harry: What did the sign say? Fred: Stop.

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What do you call an ant who lives with your great

| Ant jokes

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ? Your great-ant !

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Why do cows wear bells

| Cow jokes

Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work.

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A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night. The waiter tells them the night’s special is chicken almondine and fresh fish. “The chicken sounds good; I’ll have that,” the woman says. The waiter nods. “And the vegetable?” he asks. “Oh, he’ll have the fish,” she replies.