What did the customer say to the pet shop
| Rabbit jokes
What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift!
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Did the bionic
| Brother and sister jokes
Did the bionic monster have a brother ? No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!
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What dog do other dogs go to when they
| Dog jokes
What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick? A docs-hund!
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What is a baby elephant after he is five
| Elephant jokes
What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ? Six weeks old !
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If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana
| Banana jokes
If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ? Slippers !
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Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. “You’re running around with other women,” she charged. “You’re being unreasonable,” Adam responded. “You’re the only woman on earth.” The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest. It was Eve. “What do you think you’re doing?” Adam demanded. “Counting your ribs,” said Eve.