Several years ago, the

What language do birds speak ?

| Bird jokes

What language do birds speak ? Pigeon English !

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When Shall We Meet Again ?

| Book title jokes

When Shall We Meet Again ? by Miles Apart

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How do rabbits get to work?

| Rabbit jokes

How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit!

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What's brown and white and flies all

| Bird jokes

What's brown and white and flies all over? Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chain saw!

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What kind of sharks make good

| Various animal jokes

What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads!

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Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a head covering in order to enter the sanctuary. One Sunday a lady arrived without her head covering. The priest informs her that she cannot enter without it. A few moments later, the lady re-appears wearing her blouse tied to her head. The shocked priest says, “Madam, I cannot allow you to enter this holy place without your wearing a blouse.” “But Father, I have a divine right,” she informs. “Yes, I see. And your left one isn’t bad either, but you still must wear a blouse to enter *this* church!” he insists.