A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with
| Lawyer jokes
A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainted. "Darling, it was just a shark," said his wife when he came to. "You've got to stop imagining that there are lawyers everywhere."
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What's Father Christmas
| Christmas jokes
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ? Santa pause !
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What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a
| Snake jokes
What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a python? A twenty-foot-long strip-light that can squeeze you to death.
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Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the
| Cat jokes
Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? - A: Catch.
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A small balding man storms
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. I'm so mad, I can't even see straight." The bartender, noticing that the little man is a bit the worse for wear, pours him a double of Southern Comfort. The man swills down the drink and
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Q: Why do they say ‘Amen’ at the end of a prayer instead of ‘Awomen’? A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!