I want a hair cut please.
| Hair and bald jokes
I want a hair cut please. Certainly, which one !
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Q: Whats
| Dirty jokes
Q: Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer? A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.
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How can I ever thank you? gushed a woman to
| Lawyer jokes
How can I ever thank you? gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles. "My dear woman," lawyer replied, "Ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that easy question."
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I'm not rich like Jack, don't have a mansion
| Humor jokes
I'm not rich like Jack, don't have a mansion like Russell or have a Porsche like Martin but I do love you and want to marry you. I love you too, but what was that you said about Martin !
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Two girls were talking in the corridor.
| Children jokes
Two girls were talking in the corridor. 'That boy over there is getting on my nerves,' said Clarrie. 'But he's not even looking at you,' replied Clara. 'That's what's getting on my nerves,' retorted Clarrie.
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Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy? A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.