New camper: I
| Humor jokes
New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes. Old camper: That's right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road!
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Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears
| Mouse jokes
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !
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Waiter, there
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there is a frog in my soup ! Don't worry sir there isn't enough there to drown him !
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Mary arrived home from
| Children jokes
Mary arrived home from school covered in spots. 'Whatever's the matter ?' asked her mother. 'I don't know,' replied Mary, 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.
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The cannibal king was having
| Cannibal jokes
The cannibal king was having dinner when a servant came running in. "Your Majesty," he said, "the slaves are revolting!" "You don't have to tell me," said the king. "I'm trying to eat them. "Where did we get these slaves anyway?" "From the country next door," replied the servant. "We must g
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Q. How do you make holy water? A. Boil the hell out of it.