What do you call the horse than lives next
| Horse jokes
What do you call the horse than lives next door? A neighbour!
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I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay.
| Dog jokes
I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German Shepherd.
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Pilot: Tower, there's a runway light
| Aviation jokes
Pilot: Tower, there's a runway light burning. Tower: I'm sure there must be dozens of lights burning. Pilot: Sorry, I mean it's smoking.
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Another flight
| Aviation jokes
Another flight Attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."
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How do you know when there is a snowman in
| Snowman jokes
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ? You wake up wet !
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Mortal: What is a million years like to you? God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you? God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny? God: Just a second.