Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but
| Space jokes
Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a few minutes ? You see, it had no atmosphere !
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A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it
| Aviation jokes
A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good an
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Q: What did the blonde's
| Blonde jokes
Q: What did the blonde's dentist find? A: Teeth in the cavity.
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Polceman:
| Police jokes
Polceman: "I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night." Man: "What's the charge?" Polceman: "Oh, there's no charge. It's all part of the service.
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Will the father be present during the
| Marriage jokes
Will the father be present during the birth? asked the obstetrician. "Nah," replied the mother-to-be, "He and my husband don't get along."
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Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, “Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?” The priest says, “Because I’m a father.” Johnny says, “Yeah? Well, my old man’s got three kids and he don’t wear his collar backwards.” The priest says “You don’t understand, son. I have thousands of children.” Johnny says, “You should wear your trousers backwards.”