Did you hear about the cannibal family who
| Cannibal jokes
Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.
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One day our
| School jokes
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we have to learn this pointless information" "To save lives." the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture. A few minutes later, the same student spoke
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If CON is the opposite of PRO, is
| Answer me this jokes
If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?
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They say Margaret is a raving beauty.
| Beauty jokes
They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean she's escaped from the funny farm?
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Two ladies are in a bar and
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
Two ladies are in a bar and the first lady says, "Why are men the same as parking lots". So the second lady says "I don't know?" So the first lady says, " all the good ones are taken and the ones that are left are handicap!"
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I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said “Stop! Don’t do it!” “Why shouldn’t I?” he said. I said, “Well, there’s so much to live for!” “Like what?” “Well … are you religious or atheist?” “Religious.” “Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?” “Christian.” “Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?” “Protestant.” “Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?” “Baptist.” “Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?” “Baptist Church of God.” “Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?” “Reformed Baptist Church of God.” “Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?” \r \n”Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!” To which I said, “Die, heretic scum!” and pushed him off.