'Mum,' yelled Johnny from the kitchen,
| Children jokes
'Mum,' yelled Johnny from the kitchen, 'you know that dish you were always worried that I would break ?' 'Yes dear, what about it ?' 'Well your worries are over.
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Can I have a broken drum for
| Christmas jokes
Can I have a broken drum for Christmas? The best thing you could have asked for. You can't beat it!
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Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking
| College jokes
Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking through the campus. "Do you consider a 1441.Q. high?" "Yes!" "For the whole basketball team?"
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How do sheep sign their e-mails?
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How do sheep sign their e-mails? Ewes sincerely.
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'Ann! the teacher shouted one day at the
| School jokes
'Ann! the teacher shouted one day at the girl who had been daydreaming out the window. 'If India has the world's second largest population, oranges are 50 cents for six and it costs $3 for a day return to Austin, how old am I ? 'Thirty two! 'Why did you say that ?' 'Well, my brother's sixteen a
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Examiner: I think you know very little, if anything at all, about the Bible. Can you quote any passage? Student: ‘Judas departed and went and hanged himself. Examiner: Well, that’s a surprise. Can you quote another? Student: ‘Go thou and do likewise.