Delivering a speech at a banquet on the

Doctor, doctor, my

| Baby jokes

Doctor, doctor, my baby's swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.

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Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass

| Blonde jokes

Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A. To see what was on the other side.

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Q: How many believable,

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Q: How many believable, competent, "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?

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Why did the man call his horse

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Why did the man call his horse Fleabag? Because he was often scratched!

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How do snowmen read their e-mails?

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How do snowmen read their e-mails? With an icy-stare!

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Delivering a speech at a banquet on the night of his arrival in a large city, a visiting minister told several anecdotes he expected to repeat at meetings the next day. Because he wanted to use the jokes again, he requested the reporters to omit them from any accounts they might turn in to their newspapers. A cub reporter, in commenting on the speech, ended his piece with the following: “The minister told a number of stories that cannot be published.”