What will fall on the lawn first? An
| Answer me this jokes
What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?
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What is the difference between a flea bitten
| Insect jokes
What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ? Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !
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Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher
| Gorilla jokes
Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues? His balk was worse than his bite!
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What do you call an alcoholic dog ?
| Dog jokes
What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino !
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Mummy Monster: What are you doing
| Brother and sister jokes
Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ? Young Monster: Hee, hee ! He's my half-brother now!
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An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends and says with a warm smile, “I gladdened seven hearts today.” “Seven hearts?” asks the friend. “How did you do that?” The rabbi strokes his beard and replies, “I performed three marriages.” The friend looks at him quizically. “Seven?” he asks. “I could understand six, but…” “What do you think” says the rabbi, “that I do this for free?”