An old drunk stumbles into a confessional.

The U.S. has only three hurricane warning

| Weather jokes

The U.S. has only three hurricane warning centers - Coral Gables, FL, Guam, and Honolulu, HI (recently completed). All three have faced Category 4 hurricanes in the past month. Which only goes to show: If you build it, they will come!

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Republicans help the poor during

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Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending 50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers on the street.

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What's the ultimate rejection?

| Dirty jokes

What's the ultimate rejection? When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

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Which rabbit was a famous female aviator?

| Rabbit jokes

Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.

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What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

| Pig jokes

What kind of tie does a pig wear ? Pig's tie !

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An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while the Priest knocked on the wall. The drunk said forget it buddy there’s no paper in here either.