What is the easy way to get a wild elephant
| Elephant jokes
What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ? Get a tame one and annoy it !
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How many
| Computer jokes
How many IBM employees does it take to change a light bulb? Fifteen. Five to do it, and ten to write document number GC7500439-001, Multitasking Incadescent Source System Facility, of which 10% of the pages state only "This page intentionally left blank".
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Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? - A:
| Dog jokes
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? - A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!
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When crossing the Delaware River why did
| History jokes
When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ? He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !
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What do most people do when they see a python ?
| Snake jokes
What do most people do when they see a python ? They re-coil !
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A man sobering up from the night before is sitting through the Sunday sermon, finding it long and boring. Still feeling hung over and tired, he finally nods off. The priest has been watching him all along, noticing his apparent hangover and is disgusted. At the end of the sermon, the preacher decides to make an example of him. He says to his congregation, “All those wishing to have a place in heaven, please stand.” The whole room stands up except, of course, the sleeping man. Then the preacher says even more loudly, “And he who would like to find a place in hell please STAND UP!” The weary man catching only the last part groggily stands up, only to find that he’s the only one standing. Confused and embarrassed he says, “I don’t know what we’re voting on here, Father, but it sure seems like you and me are the only ones standing for it!”