Why do ducks have webbed feet ?
| Bird jokes
Why do ducks have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !
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Why did the firefly keep stealing things
| Insect jokes
Why did the firefly keep stealing things ? What goes "snap, crackle and pop" ? A firefly with a short circuit !
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Why do you need a driver's
| Funny jokes - 50 best jokes
Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
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Can I have a broken drum for
| Christmas jokes
Can I have a broken drum for Christmas? The best thing you could have asked for. You can't beat it!
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A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating the greatness of their orders. Suddenly, an apparition of the Holy Family appeared in front of them, with Jesus in a manger and Mary and Joseph praying over him. The Franciscan fell on his face, over come with awe at the of sight God born in such poverty. The Dominican fell to his knees, Adoring the beautiful reflection of the Trinity and the Holy Family. The Jesuit walked up to Joseph, put his arm around his shoulder, and said, “So, where ya thinking of sending the kid for school?’