Why are elephants large, grey and
| Elephant jokes
Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly? Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.
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QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six
| Marriage jokes
QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six days? ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.
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What do you get if you cross a snake with a
| Snake jokes
What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog? A fangfurther.
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What do you call a mobile homes for
| Rabbit jokes
What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows!
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A destroyer pulled into a foreign port, and
| Military jokes
A destroyer pulled into a foreign port, and put down maximum liberty. The skeleton crew didn't notice a chimpanzee, escaped from a nearby civilian transport, crawled up the ropes and up to the smokestack. Down the stack, it made its way into the engine room. It came across a power panel open
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What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.