Why did the kid punch the bed?
| Bed jokes
Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay.
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A 90 year man
| Dirty jokes
A 90 year man finally gets to see a Dr. and the dr. asks him what the problem is, the man says he wants the Dr. to lower his sex drive. The Dr. is taken aback a bit but finally asks the man, just how old are you? The man answers I am 90. The Dr., still a little confused says you are 90, and
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Q: How did a blind man drive his car?
| Blind jokes
Q: How did a blind man drive his car? A: One hand on the wheel; the other on the road.
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Why did the condom
| Dirty jokes
Why did the condom cross the road? Because it was pissed off.
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Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an
| Music jokes
Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor? A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.
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How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit!