What does a bunny use when it goes
| Rabbit jokes
What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet.
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Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower
| Music jokes
Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax? A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
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What do you get if you cross an eagle with a
| Bird jokes
What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk? A bird that stinks to high heaven.
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What type of wind is named after both
| Weather jokes
What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat? Katabatic
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The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened intently, and after a moment his face brightened. When he hung up, he immediately phoned his mother to tell her the good news. “Ma,” he shouted, “the results are in. I won the election!” “Honestly?” The politician’s smiled faded. “Aw hell, ma, why bring that up at a time like this?”