If the

I walked into a bar the

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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What are prehistoric monsters called when

| Dinosaur jokes

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ? A dinosnore !

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May I take your order? the waiter asked.

| Food jokes

May I take your order? the waiter asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special sir," he replied. "We just tell them straight out that they're going to die."

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What two members of the cow family go everywhere

| Cow jokes

What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves!

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What time is it when you have to go to the

| Dentist jokes

What time is it when you have to go to the dentist ? Tooth Hurty !

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If the State of the Union is really “the best it’s ever been” Why do we “need” dozens of new government programs to fix it!