I walked into a bar the
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.
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What are prehistoric monsters called when
| Dinosaur jokes
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ? A dinosnore !
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May I take your order? the waiter asked.
| Food jokes
May I take your order? the waiter asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special sir," he replied. "We just tell them straight out that they're going to die."
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What two members of the cow family go everywhere
| Cow jokes
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves!
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What time is it when you have to go to the
| Dentist jokes
What time is it when you have to go to the dentist ? Tooth Hurty !
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If the State of the Union is really “the best it’s ever been” Why do we “need” dozens of new government programs to fix it!