Big Louie the
| Humor jokes
Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members of his mob, Benny the Rod. Benny had been in the business for many years in another part of the country. During that time he had garnered quite a reputation for being the most conscientious and honorable h
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Which bird is always out of breath ?
| Bird jokes
Which bird is always out of breath ? A puffin !
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Did you hear about the Omaha mother who
| Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about the Omaha mother who got tired of putting name tags on her son's shirts, so she had his name legally changed to "Machine Washable"?
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Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a
| Sport jokes
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?" Caddy: "Eventually."
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Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest
| School jokes
Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !
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Democrats’ favorite Christmas carol is “Deck the Halls.” Young Democrat’s favorite Christmas carol is “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer.” Republican’s favorite Christmas carol is “White Christmas.” Young Republicans’ favorite Christmas carol is “White Christmas.”