Yo mama so fat she looks like she's
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
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Two aliens landed
| Space jokes
Two aliens landed in the remote countryside and went walking from the flying saucer along a narrow lane. The first thing they saw was a red pillar box. `Take us to your leader,' said the first alien. `Don't waste time talking to him. Can't you see he's only a child?' said the second alien.
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A stallion and a mare where due to get married,
| Horse jokes
A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church. He got colt feet'
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How do they dance in Arabia?
| Dance jokes
How do they dance in Arabia? Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).
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At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after
| Food jokes
At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after egg from a little boy's ear. "There!" he said proudly. "I bet your Mum can't produce eggs without hens, can she?" "Oh yes, she can," said the boy. "She keeps ducks."
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A small boy was asked by his teacher, “What is the size of the Democratic Party?” “About 5 feet 2 inches,” he replied promptly. “NO!” exploded the teacher.. “I mean, how MANY members does it have? How did you get 5 feet 2 inches?” “Well,” replied the boy, “my father is 6 feet tall and every night he puts his hands to his chin and says.. “I’ve had it up to HERE with the Democratic Party!”