What dog always gets on everyone's nerves?
| Dog jokes
What dog always gets on everyone's nerves? A great pane!
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Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike
| Cannibal jokes
Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!
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How many letters are there in the
| Letter jokes
How many letters are there in the alphabet? Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on
| Rabbit jokes
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
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Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat
| Bus jokes
Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, young man, you'd stand up and let someone else sit down." "And if you were a lady," replied Roger, "you'd stand up and let four people sit down."
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