Laws of
| Accountant jokes
Laws of Accounting 1. Trial balances don't 2. Bank reconciliations never do 3. Working Capital does not 4. Return on Investments never will
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Why is an engaged girl like a
| Telephone jokes
Why is an engaged girl like a telephone? Because they both have rings.
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Teacher: Why do you want to
| School jokes
Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank, Alan? Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it, sir.
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Q. Which
| Religious jokes
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy? A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
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Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a
| Journalist jokes
Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a journalist are covering a political convention in Miami. They decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a genie appears and says "Normally I would grant you t
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Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!” The second one said, “But we’re on the 13th floor!” The first one screamed back, “This is no time to be superstitious.”