Which rabbit is a famous comedian?
| Rabbit jokes
Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.
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What would you get if you crossed a cow with a
| Cow jokes
What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit? Hare in your milk!
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A Congressman was once asked
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey. "If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then I'm against it. But if you mean the elixir of Christmas cheer, the shield against winter chill, the taxab
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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his
| E-mail jokes
Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc.
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Did you hear about the blonde who was a really
| Blonde jokes
Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!
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The phone rings at FBI headquarters. “Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!” “Thank you very much for the call, sir.” The next day, FBI agents descend on the neighbor’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swear at the neighbors and leave. The phone rings at the neighbors house. Hey, Clifford, did the FBI come?” “Yep.” “Did they chop your firewood?” “Yep.” “Great, now it’s your turn to call. I need my garden plowed.”