Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an
| Ethnic jokes
Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a drunken loser." "Oh really, hmm, didn't know that." Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies. "I
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A blind man was describing his favorite sport,
| Blind jokes
A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog." "But h
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Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer
| Christmas jokes
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? Its true....Comet cleans sinks!
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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on
| Rabbit jokes
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
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An English teacher asked her class to write an
| Money jokes
An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper. 'Alec ! yelled the teacher, 'you've done nothing. Why?' 'Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do !
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The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again.” “Your Honor,” the criminal said, “that’s what I tried to tell the police, but they wouldn’t listen.”