Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?
| Horse jokes
Girl: We have a mayor. Do you? Horse: Sure! Girl: What do you call it? Horse: Same as you do. Mare!
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A local priest and pastor stood by the side
| Religious jokes
A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car. "Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he sped by. From around
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Room service? Send up a larger
| Travel and tourist jokes
Room service? Send up a larger room.
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A tiny but
| Old age jokes
A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one contemporary painting caught her eye. "What on earth," she inquired of the artist standing nearby, "is that?" He smiled condescendingly. "That, my dear lady, is supposed
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Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?
| Gorilla jokes
Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb? A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.