Policeman: Now, sir, how did you come to have

What does it mean if you find a horse

| Horse jokes

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe? Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

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How many editors does it take to change a

| Journalist jokes

How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but first he has to rewire the entire building.

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yo mamma so fat she make a whale look

| Yo momma jokes

yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic

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How do we know that Apes are

| Gorilla jokes

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm? They'll both bite at anything!

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Why can't blondes

| Blonde jokes

Why can't blondes make Kool Aid? Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

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Policeman: Now, sir, how did you come to have this accident? Motorist: Well, the sign just there says, `Stop ? Look ? Listen’. And while I was doing that the train hit me.