Which vampire tried to eat James Bond?
| Vampire jokes
Which vampire tried to eat James Bond? Ghouldfinger.
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What's the difference between a lawyer
| Lawyer jokes
What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You should take your workboots off before you jump on a trampoline.
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Who plays center forward for the vampire
| Vampire jokes
Who plays center forward for the vampire football team? The ghoulscorer.
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Who stole the sheets from the bed?
| Bed jokes
Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.
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Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?
| Bird jokes
Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage? Pupil: For a parrot to perch on, miss.
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One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So, thinking that he might be down the street, she put on her house-coat and went looking for him. When a police officer stopped to ask what she was doing, she said very honestly, “I’m looking for LOVE.” The policeman arrested her on the spot.