Did you hear about the calendar thief?
| Criminal jokes
Did you hear about the calendar thief? He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!
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Have you seen
| Fishing jokes
Have you seen the new fishing website? No, it's not online yet.
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During camouflage training in Louisiana, a
| Military jokes
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general. "You simpleton!" the officer barked. "Don't you know that by jumping and yelling the way you did, you could have endangered the lives of the entire c
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What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?
| Bed jokes
What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!
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What happened when a cannibal went on a
| Cannibal jokes
What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.
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John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, “Is there a problem, Officer?” “No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you’re going to do with the money?” John thought for a minute and said, “Well, I guess I’ll go get that drivers’ license.” Judi, sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, “Oh, don’t pay attention to him — he’s just a wise guy when he’s drunk and stoned.” Brian from the back seat said, “I told you guys we wouldn’t get far in a stolen car!” At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, “Are we over the border yet?”