A truck driver was driving along

What kind of dog always needs a shave?

| Dog jokes

What kind of dog always needs a shave? A bearded collie!

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First ghoul: You don't look too well

| Dead and dying jokes

First ghoul: You don't look too well today. Second ghoul: No, I'm dead on my feet.

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New camper: I

| Humor jokes

New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes. Old camper: That's right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road!

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The garbage men were just about to leave the

| Humor jokes

The garbage men were just about to leave the street when a girl came running out of the house carrying some cardboard boxes. 'Am I too late for the garbage ?' she called. 'No,' replied one of the men, 'jump right in !

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Why do the Gorillas

| Gorilla jokes

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter? They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

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A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads “low bridge ahead.” Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, “Got stuck, huh?” The truck driver says, “No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas.”