Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?
| Military jokes
Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.
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Did you hear about the pig who tried to
| Pig jokes
Did you hear about the pig who tried to start a hot-air balloon business? He couldn't get it off the ground. .
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What insect lives on nothing?
| Insect jokes
What insect lives on nothing? A moth, because it eats holes.
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And how much of that stack of hay did you
| Religious jokes
And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh? the priest asked at confession. "I might as well confess to the whole stack, your Reverence," said Kavanaugh. "I'm goin' after the rest of it tonight!"
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Little Billy's Story
| Vietnamese
One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story. The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell a story. Suzy said, ""Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell t
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A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic. He walks up to the drivers window and asks, “You drinkin’?” The driver said, “You buyin’?”