A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was
| Old age jokes
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then suddenly she was overcome by sea sickness. In a panic she rushed into the corridor and headed for the bathroom. It was not until she collided with an elderly gentleman that she realized she didn't have a stitch of clothi
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A brunette doing laundry asked her
| Blonde jokes
A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied, What for? Are you going to set it on fire!
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Q. What is a brunette between two
| Blonde jokes
Q. What is a brunette between two blondes? A. An interpreter.
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Because of a bad case of hemorrhoids, a gay
| Dirty jokes
Because of a bad case of hemorrhoids, a gay bottom goes to his doctor. The physician prescribes suppositories, but when it comes time to use them the young man is afraid he will do it wrong. So he goes into the bathroom and bends over and looks through his legs into the mirror to line up the
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What is black and brown and looks
| Lawyer jokes
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
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A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices. The doctor said, “Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000. This brain belonged to a NASA top scientist and costs $15,000. Here we have a policeman’s brain as well. It costs $50,000.” The client asked, “What? How’s that possible?” The doctor replied, “You see, it’s totally unused.”