Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change!
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Q: Why do blondes stand
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why do blondes stand under light bulbs? A: It's the closest they'll come to a bright idea.
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What do you call a thick-skinned
| Aardvark jokes
What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark? A hardvark!
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Why are bats blind?
| Blind jokes
Why are bats blind? Well, your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it?'
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A man was getting a haircut prior to a
| Hair and bald jokes
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded & dirty and full of Italians. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?" "We're taking TWA," was the reply. "We
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Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team? Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.