Why is the cook worried

What's brown and furry on the inside and

| King Kong jokes

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm

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'Mum,' yelled Johnny from the kitchen,

| Children jokes

'Mum,' yelled Johnny from the kitchen, 'you know that dish you were always worried that I would break ?' 'Yes dear, what about it ?' 'Well your worries are over.

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Doctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of my head show? Absolutely nothing!

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What do bees do if they want to use public

| Insect jokes

What do bees do if they want to use public transport ? Wait at a buzz stop !

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What happened to the man who owned a riding

| Horse jokes

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy? Business kept falling off!

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Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig? He knows a little ham goes a long way.