Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?
| Cow jokes
Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized!
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What person strives to ensure safety for
| Horse jokes
What person strives to ensure safety for horses? Ralph Neighder!
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What does a monster mom say to her
| Monster jokes
What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime? Don't talk with someone in your mouth.
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Q: What is the difference between Windows 95
| Computer jokes
Q: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98? A: 3 years
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The assistant asked the blonde if she would
| Blonde jokes
The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
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Why do pigs never recover from illness ? Because you have to kill them before you cure them !