On the first day
| Dirty jokes
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules, saying, "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anyone caught breaking this rule once will be fined $50." He continued, "Anyo
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Where are my shoes? asked the Iowa State
| College jokes
Where are my shoes? asked the Iowa State professor as the class ended. "They're on your feet," said one of the students. "So they are," said the professor. "It's a good thing you saw them, or I would have gone home without them!"
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How does a vampire clean his house?
| Vampire jokes
How does a vampire clean his house? With a victim cleaner.
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What is it when a man talks dirty to
| Dirty jokes
What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment.
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How can you tell when the Chief Accountant
| Accountant jokes
How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft? When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No'
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Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the slop machine!