How did the woman feel when she got run
| Car and train jokes
How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car? Tired.
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Teacher: What came after the stone age and the
| School jokes
Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age? Pupil: The sausage!
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Who stole the sheets from the bed?
| Bed jokes
Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.
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A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac
| Blonde jokes
A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital. After about thirty minutes of unsuccessful resuscitation attempts the old lady was pronounced dead. The doctor went to tell the lady's 78-year old daughter (who wasn't blonde any longer, but just had to be at on
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Three weeks after her wedding
| Dead and dying jokes
Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!" "Calm down, my child," said the minister, "it's not half as bad as you think it is. Every marriage has to have its first fight!" "I know, I know!" said Joanna, "but what
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Where do retired pigs go for warm weather? The tropigs!