What goes “knio, knio?”

How do you spell wrong? R?o?n?g.

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How do you spell wrong? R?o?n?g. That's wrong. That's what you asked for, isn't it?

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I use the internet

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I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!

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Q. Have you heard the latest

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Q. Have you heard the latest scandal? A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with a

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail? The world's slowest vampire.

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Teacher: What's a robin?

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Teacher: What's a robin? Fred: A bird that steals, ma'am.

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What goes “knio, knio?” A backward pig.