Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage

Yo mama nose so big she makes

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!

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How do footballers send messages?

| E-mail jokes

How do footballers send messages? By referee-mail.

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What do you find in an elephants graveyard

| Elephant jokes

What do you find in an elephants graveyard ? Elephantoms !

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BARTENDER: I think you've had enough,

| Marriage jokes

BARTENDER: I think you've had enough, sir. DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy! BARTENDER: Well, it must be hard losing a wife.... DRUNK: It was almost impossible!

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Jane's father

| Restaurant jokes

Jane's father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal. As he'd spent quite a lot of money for the meal he said to the waiter, "Could I have a bag to take the leftovers home for the dog?" "Gosh!" exclaimed Jane, "Are we getting a dog?"

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Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage In November? She wanted to do her Christmas slopping early.