Yo mama nose so big she makes
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
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How do footballers send messages?
| E-mail jokes
How do footballers send messages? By referee-mail.
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What do you find in an elephants graveyard
| Elephant jokes
What do you find in an elephants graveyard ? Elephantoms !
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BARTENDER: I think you've had enough,
| Marriage jokes
BARTENDER: I think you've had enough, sir. DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy! BARTENDER: Well, it must be hard losing a wife.... DRUNK: It was almost impossible!
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Jane's father
| Restaurant jokes
Jane's father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal. As he'd spent quite a lot of money for the meal he said to the waiter, "Could I have a bag to take the leftovers home for the dog?" "Gosh!" exclaimed Jane, "Are we getting a dog?"
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Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage In November? She wanted to do her Christmas slopping early.