Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
| Waiter jokes
Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: So laugh, sir.
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If Microsoft built cars you would need to
| Computer jokes
If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.
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At a dinner party, one
| Food jokes
At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and everything. When he was served a piece of meat, he picked it up with his fork, held it up and smirked: 'Is this pig?' Another guest, sitting opposite, asked quietly: 'Whic
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Yo mama so poor she was in
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
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When do computers
| Computer jokes
When do computers go to sleep? When it's internight.
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Young Bobby was being fitted for glasses, and his father, standing beside him, said, “Now, remember, son. Don’t wear them when you’re not looking at anything.”