Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to

In the summer desert heat, what did a dust

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In the summer desert heat, what did a dust devil say to the over-talkative dust devil? -You are really blowing a lot of hot air

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Why won't pigs take up

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Why won't pigs take up jogging? They don't like to get that far from the table.

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What kind of bees hum and drop

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What kind of bees hum and drop things ? A fumble bee !

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A Toledo man was

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What do you call a monster with two wooden

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What do you call a monster with two wooden heads? Edward Woodward.

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Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his father’s annoyance. ‘Teddy,’ he called, ‘how many more times have I got to tell you to come down the stairs quietly? Now, go back up and come down like a civilised human being. There was a silence, and Teddy reappeared in the front room. ‘That’s better,’ said his father. ‘Now will you always come down stairs like that?’ ‘Suits me,’ said Teddy. ‘I slid down the bannister.