What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her
| Bicycle jokes
What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ? Petal !
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Q: Why shouldn't violists take
| Music jokes
Q: Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering? A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.
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Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup. Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off.
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An elderly lady was well-known for her faith
| Old age jokes
An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout "PRAISE THE LORD!" Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!" Hard times set in on t
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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir
| Vampire jokes
What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot? A bite in shining armor.
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Talbot and his son James were called to Mrs. Cren-shaw’s classroom. “Mr. Talbot,” said the teacher, “I asked James ‘Who shot Abraham Lincoln?’ and he said that he didn’t do it!” “Well, teacher,” said Talbot, “if my kid said he didn’t do it he didn’t do it!” Father and son left the school, and on their way home Talbot turned to the boy and asked, “Tell me, son, did you do it?” ‘