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A blonde, brunette

| Blonde jokes

A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel. The brunette came in first, the redhead came in second and the blonde never finished. When the blonde got in the lifeboat she said, I don't want to be a tattletale or anything, but the other two use

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Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker

| Old age jokes

Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. "How old was your husband?" he asked. "He was ninety-eight," she answered softly. "Two years oder than I am." "Really?" the undertaker said. "Hardly worth going home, wouldn't you say?"

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Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight?

| Clinton jokes

Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight? A: Runs away from the draft.

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Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a

| Dirty jokes

Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole? A: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone'

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When do computers

| Computer jokes

When do computers go to sleep? When it's internight.

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Son: What is an autobiography? Father: Er, the story of an automobile.