Q. What do you have when only one line dancer
| Dance jokes
Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party? A. A One Liner!
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How can you tell the
| Food jokes
How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup? Read the label.
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A husband and wife love to golf together, but
| Dirty jokes
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, he says, "No, no, no," you're gripping the club way too hard!" "Well, what should I do?" asks th
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Fred: I'm sure I'm right.
| Weather jokes
Fred: I'm sure I'm right. Betty: You're as right as rain - all wet!
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This birthday cake certainly is crunchy.
| Birthday jokes
This birthday cake certainly is crunchy. "Maybe you should spit out the plate!"
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On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent-education seminars I conduct as an educational psychologist. The elderly woman sitting next to me explained that she was returning to Miami after having spent two weeks visiting her six children, 18 grandchildren and ten great-grandchildren in Boston. Then she inquired what I did for a living. I told her, fully expecting her to question me for free professional advice. Instead she sat back, picked up a magazine and said, “If there’s anything you want to know, just ask me.”