What has antlers, pulls Father
| Various animal jokes
What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas' sleigh and is made of cement? I don't know. A reindeer! What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard.
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WIFE: The 2 things I cook best
| Food jokes
WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie. HUSBAND: Which is this?
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Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back
| Cowboy jokes
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church. "When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral," Joe began. "You mean the parking lot," interrupted Charlie, a more worldly fellow. "I walked up the trail to the door," Jo
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What does an aardvark get when he
| Aardvark jokes
What does an aardvark get when he overeats? Ant-digestion!
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Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
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