Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
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How is a judge like an English
| Judge jokes
How is a judge like an English teacher? They both hand out long sentences.
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An Arthur Anderson partner comes
| Business jokes
An Arthur Anderson partner comes back to his office and says to his manager, "Did you get my message where I said, 'Ship the Enron documents to the Feds'?" The manager goes white. "Oh My God! I thought you said rip the Enron documents to shreds."
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What happened at the cannibal's wedding
| Marriage jokes
What happened at the cannibal's wedding party? They toasted the bride and groom.
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Father: Don’t you think our son gets his brains from me? Mother: Probably, dear. I still have all of mine.